GORV - Digital Magazine Issue #33 | Page 34

SILLY REVERSING FAIL HOW I BROKE MY VAN WORDS: MAX TAYLOR REVERSING A CARAVAN? USE A SPOTTER. We’ve spoken a lot in this magazine in recent months about the need to be careful when reversing the caravan. Use a spotter. Use hand-held UHF radios. Develop hand signals. All good advice. But what happens when, after a long trip, you fail to heed your own advice? Accidents. That’s what. We’d been on a three-day coastal jaunt with our wind-up camper, the kind with over-centre catches that secure the roof when it’s in the ‘closed’ position. Returning home involved a long, tiring drive, with kids in the back seat who were clearly not in a travelling mood. 34 \ By the time we arrived, we were all ready to flop into bed. Instead, we had to unpack, and I had to reverse the van through narrow gates into our backyard – it’s akin to threading a needle but I’ve done it many times before without incident. Ordinarily, my wife would be my spotter, keeping her eye on the 100x100mm cypress pine gateposts; however, for reasons I still don’t understand, I decided to leave her wrangling the kids while I wrangled the van. With my head throbbing with fatigue, I backed the van slowly through the gates. In my side mirror, I could see the offside of the van was a little closer to a gatepost than